8.13.2008

I have a new hobby

I airbrush girl's faces on and post them under the original picture on their facebook. Bonus points if they're a feminist.

8.05.2008

To make up for my last post

Here's a myspace page (now private, so I included a picture of the page) of a girl who was fat enough that she didn't know she was pregnant until into her 6th month. She was smoking, drinking, and doing Xanax up until that point. Her poor baby lived about 11 minutes.

The only picture they have of the baby alive has it in an Insane Clown Posse sweater. Also included are pictures of the baby's funeral, including a coffin decked out with ICP stickers.

I can't describe this any better than the actual pictures.

Ok, now we're super back with awesome new content

So I think I'm going to start doing weekly movie reviews. I figure it's easy post fodder, and it'll keep me up with the kids. I didn't write the review for this one right after I saw it, so some of the details are pretty fuzzy, but I'm very critical of things so this should be pretty easy.

I saw it in a hotel in New York City. I got in with a press pass, but they still gave me a ticket. There was a decline walking into the theater, maybe 20 degrees or so. That wasn't a big deal to me, but there was someone in a wheelchair that was having a bit of trouble. I didn't help him because he had one of those weird small hands.

The bathroom was about halfway down the ramp to the theater, it had a very attractive Art Deco exterior. I didn't use it, but I did stick my head in and the inside seemed fairly clean. One of the soap dispensers wasn't full, but it wasn't empty either. I would say it had about a quarter of it's tank full. I don't see why they don't have graduated dispensers for soap, it would help you predict when you need to buy more. I tried to look up classes on patent law that I could take, but I didn't have cell reception. I've lost interest in the idea, so any readers can feel free to have it.

There was a guy selling popcorn outside of the bathroom. He wasn't wearing the offical AMC theaters uniform so I think he was some kind of popcorn scalper. I didn't entirely trust him, so I bought a small to minimize my financial risk. I think he cut it with salt, which is strange because salt is more expensive than popcorn. I started to question him about it, but he took his wares away without speaking to me. Oh well, some people are just rude. I was just curious about his business practices.

I got to the theater room and saw the cripple's wheelchair laying on the ground with the boy strewn next to it, unconscious. Golly, that hand creeps me out.

I find my seat around halfway up the stadium seating just as the title card is coming on. I knew helping that cripple boy would be a bad idea. Someone else probably will. Don't you hate films that are named "[Article] [Noun]"? I always want to call them just "[Noun]". You would think someone would study that and see that it's confusing. I always have to search IMDB twice because of that. The less attractive solution is to modify the IMDB search algorithm, which seems mediocre anyway. I would enjoy that.

I got a cool new iPod and stuff. Have you seen my mouse? It's really expensive, but I got it for cheap. It has 11 buttons. I really only use 9.

I don't really use bookmarks, I don't have much of a need for them.

I didn't really see a movie :-(.